The story is told of a child of God who woke up in the morning of a beautiful day to go pass out waste in the latrine. Unlike every other day, his excreta refused to come out from his anus causing him great pain and discomfort. He cried to God in this state and God told him: “Son, have you ever thanked me for the ease of passage of your excreta through your anus?” He immediately repented of his sin of omission and the pain subsided.

Dobido, a very intelligent JS2 student from a wealthy family of eight children resumes back from holiday not later than two weeks after his school’s official resumption date…